His royal flabbiness has a new “gang of four” loyal footmen and jesters — Vice President Mike “Mock” Pence, Senate Leader Mitch McConnell, Sen. Lindsey “Linseed” Graham, and Sen. Thom “Mel” Tillis are the worst bunch of spineless weasels in history.

The “weasel in chief” always gets the best people.

— W.L. Poole

Salisbury