God said unto John McCain, “Go unto Sodom and Gomorrah (Washington) and find me 10 righteous men and I will not destroy that evil city.

McCain said unto God, (tongue-in-cheek), “The only four I can find are Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan.”

God said, “Then tomorrow I will rain fire and brimstone upon that place with a fury that this world has never seen!”

McCain said unto God: “Thanks for the heads-up, I will depart from Dulles tonight and return unto Phoenix.”

— W.L. Poole

Salisbury