Patrick Gannon: Want anchovies on your state budget?

Published 12:00 am Tuesday, May 5, 2015

RALEIGH – The state budget process, which is about to begin in earnest, is like making a pizza.

Start with the dough. That’s the revenue – about $21 billion in this fiscal year. It’s expected to be at least a little more than that for the coming year when revenue forecasts are released this week.

Everything on the pizza must fit within the dough. If it overflows, you don’t have a balanced budget, which is required by the state Constitution. Most of us contribute flour – taxes and fees – for the dough. Lawmakers will debate whether there’s too much dough or not enough, whether corporate and personal tax rates should be lowered again or whether more money is needed to adequately fund education and other programs.

Pizza also needs sauce. The sauce represents what the state must pay for, including public education and Medicaid, which combined make up roughly 80 percent of the 2014-15 budget.

Then, there’s the cheese, which holds everything together. In North Carolina, that includes public safety, the courts system, the departments of Environment and Natural Resources and Transportation and other cabinet agencies that protect residents and visitors, preserve the environment and otherwise make our lives a little easier.

Of course, the amount of cheese on the pizza is up for debate. Some Democrats like extra cheese. Many Republicans want to go light on it.

Then comes the hardest part – extra toppings. Kind of like buying pizza for your family, the toppings bring about the most discussion and contention. Do you want sausage, mushrooms and pineapple? Or one or two of those?

In the budget, the toppings represent nonessential items, perhaps drug treatment courts, teacher training programs, extra classroom supplies, additional state troopers or teacher assistants or a new program to help revive the oyster population along the coast. The possibilities are almost endless.

Like pepperoni on a pizza, each year there are ingredients that many legislators don’t want to do without. In the coming budget, likely it’s an additional salary boost for starting public school teachers or more money for the courts system.

But here’s where it gets tricky. Every year, toppings that a few legislators really want, but might not be able to convince a majority of their colleagues to put on the pizza, get thrown on top. Maybe it’s a significant change in education policy (anchovies) or some type of tax credit or incentive for a particular industry (garlic).

Powerful legislators might convince their colleagues to go for anchovies or garlic, as long as the pepperoni stays on or they throw in some green peppers.

After the House and Senate each decide what they want, a small group of House and Senate members will meet in a conference committee – probably behind closed doors – to decide what goes on the final pie and what comes off. They’ll emerge with a spending plan that all legislators vote on. At that point, they won’t be able to remove or add any toppings. It’s eat it or go hungry.

And if the recent past is any indication, most Republicans will scarf that pizza down even if they have to plug their noses when they get to the anchovies. Most Democrats will head for the nearest burger joint, unhappy with what’s on their pizza and what’s not.

Patrick Gannon writes columns for Capitol Press Association.