D.G. Martin: No wonder candidate lost his way

Published 12:00 am Monday, July 2, 2012

By D.G. Martin

A few years ago I wrote a column about a mythical U.S. Senate candidate who showed up in the city of Rockingham instead of Rockingham County where he was supposed to be campaigning.
Lots of people have asked me, who was that candidate?
Well, I am now prepared to tell you who it was. But only after I retell that story, remind you why that candidate needed a popular North Carolina book, and make a confession.
Here again is the story: A U.S. Senate candidate was invited to give a speech at “the courthouse in Rockingham.” On the appointed date, the candidate arrived at the courthouse in Rockingham in Richmond County near the South Carolina border. Finding the courthouse doors locked, he wondered why not a single supporter had shown up to greet him.
Meanwhile, at the Rockingham County Courthouse in Wentworth, not far from the Virginia border, the small group that had gathered to greet the candidate gradually dispersed, wondering why he had not shown up.
Of course that candidate was not the first North Carolinian or visitor to our state to get confused about the overlapping names of our towns and counties.
To deal with that confusion, there is a useful book that every statewide political candidate should carry in the front seat of the car. So should you.
Here is the book: “The North Carolina Gazetteer, Second Edition: A Dictionary of Tar Heel Places and Their History.” The book is an update of the 1968 classic that was compiled by North Carolina history hero William Powell. Michael Hill from the N.C. Office of Archives and History updated Powell’s almost 20,000 entries and added about 1800 new cities, towns, crossroads, waterways, islands, mountains, counties, and other geographical and historical points of interest.
With a quick look at page 448 of the Gazetteer, our senate candidate would have noted the two Rockinghams and their different locations. Also, he could have gotten a little interesting history to add to his speech — noting, perhaps, that Rockingham (both city and county) and Wentworth were named for the same man, Charles Watson-Wentworth, marquis of Rockingham and a British prime minister who had been friendly to the American colonies.
Travelers in North Carolina, as well as candidates, get confused because so many county seats carry the names of counties other than their own. For instance, Asheboro is the county seat of Randolph County and Asheville is the county seat of Buncombe County. The county seat of Ashe County is West Jefferson.The county seat of Washington County is Plymouth, not Washington (“Little” Washington), which is the county seat of Beaufort County. Beaufort is the county seat of Carteret County.
The Greene county seat is Snow Hill, not Greensboro (county seat of Guilford) or Greenville (county seat of Pitt). Pittsboro, meanwhile, is the county seat of Chatham County.
Jackson County’s seat is Sylva, not Jackson (county seat of Northampton) or Jacksonville (county seat of Onslow).
There are more. Columbus is county seat of Polk; Lenoir of Caldwell; Graham of Alamance; Franklin of Macon; Waynesville of Haywood; Yanceyville of Caswell; and Henderson of Vance (although Hendersonville is, appropriately, the county seat of Henderson County.)
The Gazetteer takes care of this confusion about counties and county seats and other things that create problems for statewide political candidates, who sometimes mispronounce the names of the places where they campaign, places like Robeson County (ROB-uh-son, according to the Gazetteer), Rowan County (ROW-an), Tyrrell County (Tir-ehl) and Beaufort (BOE-furt).
Also, thanks to the Gazetteer, a U.S. Senate candidate could develop his or her foreign policy resume by visiting places like Warsaw, Belgrade, Dublin, Lisbon, Bolivia, and Arabia, without ever leaving North Carolina.
Now the confession.
The story, though based in truth, was highly exaggerated, and the candidate was me.
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D.G. Martin hosts “North Carolina Bookwatch,” which airs Fridays at 9:30 p.m. and Sundays at 5 p.m. on UNC-TV. This week’s (July 6, 8) guest is Ron Rash author of “The Cove.”