If you think you’ve got the biggest, best and brightest holiday decorations EVER, it’s time to call The Electric Elf.
The Salisbury Post has brought in an expert in all things festive to pick the most ostentatious, tacky or clever Christmas decorations of the season in Rowan County.
Inflatable Santas. A gazillion lights. An understated display of the yuletide spirit.
They’re all up for consideration by the Elf. His discerning eye will review the submissions and bestow bragging rights, and a prize or two, for the best design.
It’s time to channel Clark Griswold (the guy from the “Vacation” movies) and go wild with your decorating. If nothing else, you’ll amuse, or possibly annoy, your neighbors.
Photos can be posted through the Salisbury Post’s website, www.salisburypost.com. Click on “Your Photos,” near the top of the page. Look for the “Electric Elf,” and then click on “upload your photos.”
The Whole Wide World can then marvel at your handiwork.