Elon Muskrat has said he will cut back his time with the Department Of Government Embeciles (DOGE) in order to devote more time to his Tesla company, which has reportedly declined in value some 71 percent. Could this have happened to anyone more deserving? Can we hope Tom Homan grabs him in the middle of the night and puts him on a plane to Johannesburg? Perhaps authorities there will order him to serve his mandatory two year military service! Good bye and good riddance!

— Johannes Silentius
Salisbury