Now that Trump is back in the White House, he and Putin will reunite in “The Donny & Poot Show” on FOX weeknights at 9 p.m. Expected guests include: Bashar al-Assad, Viktor Orban, Kim Jong Un, Xi-Jinping, Alice Weidel, Rudy Giuliani, Hulk Hogan, Sylvester Stallone, Eric Adams, Ron DeSantis, Stewart Rhodes and Rod Blagojevich. Among topics for discussion will be tariffs, global warming, climate change, nuclear disarmament, global health and hunger, and human rights. There will be available to order: Trump watches, tennis shoes, Bibles, bitcoins, and other memorabilia — all at bargain prices. The first show date is TBD.

— Johannes Silentius
Salisbury