and
computer games and video stores jammed with the latest movies. Not with the Internet to
surf.
But on warm summer nights in 1969, thats
about all that the kids in my neighborhood did listen to the radio. Specifically,
listen to the Atlanta Braves broadcasts on the radio.
The Braves came in loud and clear that year,
courtesy of WSOC-FM in Charlotte. FMradio, where you could actually hear every word of a
baseball game without straining an eardrum, was a revolutionary new concept.
Many of us spent my mom would say misspent
large portions of our boyhood, vainly trying to hear the AM broadcasts from faraway
KMOX in St. Louis or WJR in Detroit.
There was precious little TV baseball in those
days, so we jammed an ear against our tiny transistor and hoped for the best. But the
garbled sounds we heard were often like transmissions from some distant planet.
And Kaline swings .... static ... static ... and
Cash is out at third base and the side is retired.
Huh, wed plead. But Jack Buck
and Ernie Harwell couldnt hear us, and they never answered.
But the quality of life of a whole neighborhood of
boys soared the day that the Braves came into our lives through the wonders of FM. The
Braves arrived via the voices of a bombastic wild man named Milo Hamilton, who did play-
by -play, and a mellow cornball named Ernie Johnson, who provided color.
Wed play wiffleball or softball or baseball
all day, then gather at someones patio and listen to the Braves games at night.
On Mondays and Thursdays when the Braves traveled,
we suddenly discovered a severe void existed in our social lives. But the other five days,
Milo and Ernie more than earned their money. They made us baseball fans for life.
Milo was an odd one. His role was to scream and to
get alternately excited and exasperated with the Braves.
He treated the second inning like it was the ninth
and treated a contest in June like it was the seventh game of the World Series.
Weve got to go getem
Braves! hed yell at the top of his lungs any time Atlanta trailed.
And how about that! hed roar, if
the Braves rallied.
If the Braves won, they were the greatest team in
history. If they lost they were bums. For Milo, who lived and died with each pitch, there
was no happy medium.
Ernie was there for two reasons. One, to let us
know what was really happening while Milo was throwing tantrums, and two, to calm Milo
down.
Ernie did not rattle. His voice was the same
whether the Braves led by 11 or were down by a dozen. He was calm, win or lose. And he was
so square, that he was somehow cool.
He tried, for instance, to corral any foul ball
that ventured near his broadcast booth, with of all things a fishing net.
When Milo would exclaim, Thats
ones coming back our way! wed all cheer for Ernie to net it. We
werent particularly concerned if a foul ball connected with Milos anatomy or
not.
Ernie was an ex-big leaguer, who played on a
couple of World Series teams when the Braves were in Milwaukee, but he handled his small
degree of fame just right. He never bragged about how great he used to be.
There was none of that, Now, whenever I hit
that home run off Nolan Ryan crap that we are subjected to so often these days.
Ernies anecdotes always poked fun at Ernie,
and no one else. They always made him out to be just some lucky stiff who woke up one day
and happened to find himself in the majors.
Actually though, Ernie was a darned good player.
He was 40-23 over nine solid seasons.
And he was a better broadcaster.
He looked 60 in 1969 when he was only 45, but he
turned out to age more gracefully than any of his listeners.
We watched him successfully made the transition to
TV broadcasts (where you didnt talk as much and told fewer war stories) for WTBS,
and finally Fox.
Milo, who was supposed to be the star of the show,
parted ways with the Braves decades ago. But Ernie, the sidekick, wasnt going
anywhere. He simply loved his Braves too much.
Through the years, Ernie actually tried to retire
a couple of times, but he didnt really want to, and Braves fans and the organization
and the networks didnt want him to, either. Hes may not have had an enemy in
the world.
Everything changed on Wednesday night, though.
Thats when Ernie now 75 called his last Braves game. And this time,
hes calling it quits for keeps.
The voice, though that smooth,
never-gets-rattled voice lingers with all of us whom he transported to the ballpark
through the magic of radio when the Braves won their first-ever division title that sweet
summer of 69.
The mythical names of that long ago summer
Bob The Kid Didier and Rico Beeg Boy Carty and Pat Little
JabboJarvis will remain with us for many years to come.