Kevin McKenzies hair was an issue for Fort Valley State football coach Kent
Schoolfield.Kevin McKenzies legs were
an issue for Catawba College football coach David Bennett.
And thats why Kevin McKenzie will be playing
tailback for Catawba Saturday when the two teams hook up in Shuford Stadium in the first
round of the Division IInational playoffs.
Its kind of funny, McKenzie
said. Coach Bennett had called me and told me, We want you bad. You need to
come up here.
Bennett had also offered a scholarship. But before
McKenzie accepted, he had another visit to make to Fort Valley, Ga.
And thats where this hair thing comes into
play.
The coach offered me a scholarship on the
spot, McKenzie remembered. But he wanted me to cut my hair because I was a
newcomer. I said, Let me talk to coach Bennett and he was like, `We dont
care.
That scholarship offer from Fort Valley was turned
down flat, despite the fact it would be easier to get in. McKenzie says he needed two Ds
in summer school to get into Fort Valley and two Cs to get into Catawba.
I got a B and C and came to Catawba,
he said.
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While hair means something to a guy like McKenzie,
whose flowing, braided locks set him apart from practically everyone on the Catawba
campus, it is secondary to Bennett.
The coach proved it when he walked into his press
conference at Western Steer Tuesday. Lets just say Bennett didnt have to worry
about combing the bangs out of his eyes.
His mane had been buzzed shortly after the 24-7
win over Lenior-Rhyne Saturday. He had promised the team it could buzz his top if it made
the national playoffs.
The newly-cropped look may have given him a new
nickname. Youve heard of Buzz Peterson, Buzz Aldrin and Buzz Lightyear?
How about Buzz Bennett?
A deals a deal, shrugged
Bennett. I aint goin back on my word. Courtney Boler did it right after
the game.
Bennett explained that his potential hair loss
began during a cookout back in the summer. He mentioned that if the team won the South
Atlantic Conference title, his head could be shaved.
Then, came a loss to eventual champ Carson-Newman.
One of the guys said, Well, I guess we
cant shave your head. And I said, Oh yes you can, if we run the table
and finish 10-1.
So when Bennett arrived at the press conference,
he mirrored two of the three players in attendance. Defensive back Alvis James and
offensive lineman Brian Hinson already have shaved heads.
I think he needs to cut a little more off
the top like mine, James said, rubbing his chrome dome.
Its pretty cool, added McKenzie,
the only one present with hair. But he needs a little more off the top.
I
aint
got that much to begin with, the 38-year old Bennett exclaimed.
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The players werent quite as successful with
the hair of the assistant coaches.
I told them they can get the whole
staff, Bennett said, and the coaches eyes got huge. A lot of them care
about their hair more than I do.
Bennett even went into detail why the assistants
balked:
- Coach (Jim) Tomsula uses that Pert Plus
everyday.
- Coach (Jamie)Sniders eyes got as big as
silver dollars. Hes a newlywed and he doesnt want his wife to leave him with a
big ol bald head.
- Coach (Richard)Kent is a single guy so
hes gotta be careful too. He cant walk around with a bald head.
- And then, theres linebacker coach Curtis
Walker, who already shaves his head bald.
He said if we make it to Florence, Alabama,
they could shave his mustache and his eyebrows, said Bennett. Boy, Id
love to see that.
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Of course Buzz would love to see that. A trip to
Florence would mean his team would be in the national finals.
On national TV.
Its now a four-game season,
Bennett said. And I dont think our guys are ready to finish.
Bennett went to his office Monday to find 49 phone
messages awaiting him.
Everybody wants to climb on now, he
said. Well, I say come on aboard. And stay for a while.
Bennett was starting to feel it. He was full of
his boisterous self. He was getting louder as the interviews continued. Other diners in
Western Steer even began turning around
Buzz Bennett was holding court.
Football is the greatest team sport,
he said in a low roar. What other sport do you have 100 people involved in?
Were just so happy to bring some excitement to Rowan County.
He was then asked about respect, something he has
crowed for since early in the season.
When we get respect and recognition is when
were playing on ESPN for the national championship, he said.
Then, every football fan in the country could see
Buzz Bennett and his hairless staff and Curtis Walker with no eyebrows.
And who wouldnt love to see that?
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Ronnie Gallagher is the sports editor of the Post.