I brought a meatloaf sandwich to work for lunch Friday. With slaw.It made me think of a joke Himself used to tell. He always
told it about an Italian construction worker because he liked to use the Italian accent,
but it could be anybody.
Every day the construction worker sits with his
buddies, opens his lunch box and curses the peanut butter sandwich he finds.
Ima hate a peanut butter sandwich, he says. Every day he says,
Mama Mia, another peanut butter sandwich. Ima hate a peanut butter
sandwich.
Eventually his buddies cant stand it any
more, so one of them says, Why dont you ask your wife to make you some other
kind of sandwich?
Ima no married, the Italian
says. Ima make-a my own peanut butter sandwich.
Me, I hate meatloaf. I dont know anybody who
really does like it, but l keep making it and so does everybody else I know. I think we do
it because it seems like meatloaf should be good, and we keep believing that, if we try
long enough, eventually well come up with a good one.
Once, in another life, when I had a radio show
called The Wife Saver, I was trying so hard to find a good meatloaf recipe I
ran a contest. Many people sent recipes. I tried them all. In retrospect, its
amazing Himself wasnt telling a meatloaf joke instead of peanut butter sandwich.
Maybe he was trying to make the point in a subtle way. You think?
The number of variations on meatloaf boggle the
mind. The winner in my contest had deviled ham, ketchup and buttermilk in it. It
wasnt particuarly good, but it was unusual.
Meatloaf fillers vary a lot, too. Crackers. Bread
crumbs, oatmeal, wheat germ. Not all good, but interesting.
Ive been through all kinds of cookbooks
looking for meatloaf recipes. An old cookbook from the Stroudsburg, Pa., Presbyterian
Church Circle called for crackers as a filler and a can of tomato soup for sauce. That was
truly awful. So was the one with oatmeal and canned mushroom soup.
One of Julias recipes wraps a row of hard
boiled eggs in the center. Trying that one made me realize I dont much like hard
boiled eggs, either.
A recipe in a health food cookbook I have includes
a lot of chopped cabbage that was supposed to make the meatloaf juicy but just made it
cabbage-ey.
I did make a meatloaf with chopped fresh
mushrooms, grated carrots and homemade bread crumbs in it, baked with strips of bacon on
top and basted with red wine. I was trying for a meatloaf version of beef bourgenon. The
meatloaf was quite tasty but I had heartburn for two days after I ate it.
The meatloaf I brought to work Friday was pretty
basic beef, pork, bread crumbs, onion too boring to bear. And the slaw
wasnt much help because I dont much like it, either. Nobody really does
same as meatloaf.
But I thought Id figured a way to have a
better lunch when I traded meatloaf sandwiches with someone in the newsroom who had tried
something more exotic. She said her recipe used chopped olives, tomato sauce, bechamel
sauce and eggplant, sort of a meatloaf version of moussaka.
Hers wasnt any good, either.