On Friday, Oct. 1, 1999, Gold Hill native Paul Holshouser was certain that nothing could
be finer than preparing to debut as a UNC mascot. By 1 p.m. on Saturday afternoon, however, the UNC sophomore wasnt so sure.
Beneath his blue and white Ram costume, he was hot, sweaty and more exhausted
than hed been in his life. And wondering how on earth hed gotten into this
mess.
Then he remembered he had volunteered.
Just two years ago, Holshousers life
appeared to be rolling between the white lines down a straight and narrow highway. At East
Rowan High, he was an award-winning wrestler, a member of the National Honor Society and
an Eagle scout. All perfectly normal and wholesome activities. The only unusual thing that
had happened to him was when he received Scoutings Meritorious Action Award as a
15-year-old for rescuing his older brother, John, after a farming mishap.
But Holshousers life was ordained not to be
ordinary. For some odd reason, in a family with strong N.C. State ties, Paul grew up
bleeding gallons of Carolina blue.
John went to N.C. State, says Paul.
Now my younger brothers at State. He likes farming and animals, so I guess
hes where he he needs to be. Maybe its just because Im that middle
child, but I wanted to do something different.
Holshouser arrived at Chapel Hill as a freshman in
the fall of 98 to pursue a business degree. Not long after that, he became friends
with the UNC mascots. Thats right, mascots, as in more than one. Many assume that
theres a single UNC mascot, but by necessity, there are several.
Youre completely worn out after a half
of basketball, says Holshouser, and someone else has to take over.
There are also scheduling conflicts. In March, the
Ram had to appear simultaneously at two venues thousands of miles apart when the
mens and womens basketball teams went their separate ways in the NCAA
Tournament. And sometimes, there is simply that big paper due on Monday, and
Ramming at a Sunday basketball game or making a football road trip just
isnt prudent for the ol GPA. Thats why there are always at least two,
usually three, and sometimes four qualified Rams on call.
UNC fans probably have visions of hundreds of Ram
wannabees attending campus-wide tryouts, impressing a panel of judges with acrobatic
back-flips, but thats not how the selection process works. Instead, wearing the Ram
suit is actually a sacred trust, handed down from one generation to the next. When a Ram
graduates, he and his fellow Rams decide on a worthy replacement.
Holshouser knew that somehow, someway he had to
become a Ram. He knew 11 years ago.
My cousin went to school in Chapel Hill and
got us basketball tickets in 89, says Holshouser. UNC was playing
Pepperdine and we didnt have great seats. But I wasnt watching the game as
much as I was watching the Ram. I was fascinated with him. I mean, when youre a kid,
thats the guy whos on your T-shirt. He was so cool.
Holshouser was also keenly aware of how much fun
his friends were having as Rams. Especially when they staged WWF-like fights
with enemy mascots.
I watched a mascot fight one day and saw how
the crowd got into it and said to myself, I will do this, remembers
Holshouser. I started bugging the mascots to death, annoying them, begging them for
a chance.
Holshousers break came last fall. A pair of
veteran mascots handled the first three UNC football games, but both had conflicts for the
upcoming road game at Clemson.
They were in a bind. They needed me,
says Holshouser. They told me to come see them on Thursday before the game. They
wanted to watch me walk around in the suit to make sure I could do it right. Its
important that the UNC mascot walk a certain way. You know, he has to strut.
The rest is history. A day later, Holshouser was
traveling with the Tar Heels on the team plane, flying toward Death Valley.
And on Saturday, he was on the field in full
strut. At least for awhile. Then the realization hit: he wasnt going to be able to
see the game. Then came the realization that he seemed to be leading cheers for oh, about
50 frightened Tar Heel fans, in an orange sea of 80,000 shrieking Tiger supporters.
And then the final awful realization. There was
little difference in wearing the heavily padded, three-layer Ram suit on a brutally hot
day than being thrown headlong into a fiery furnace.
The heat was unbearable, says
Holshouser. It kicked my butt. The game ended at 4 and we flew back. At 2 a.m. on
Sunday morning, my face was still flushed.
But Holshouser had survived his literal trial by
fire.
His role grew as a struggling season for Tar Heel
football unfolded. He was there, ramming his head merrily into the goalposts, for both the
agony (the dismal loss to Furman on Oct. 30) and the ecstacy (the season-ending win over
Duke in which embattled coach Carl Torbush was carried from the field on his players
shoulders).
Torbush might get me to a bowl game next
season, says Holshouser, pumping a little more blue through his arteries. The
only bad thing about football was that it never did cool off. I kept thinking how nice and
warm that suit would be in cold weather, but every game was hot.
Then came basketball. Now a veteran, Holshouser
quickly learned that hoops in the Dean Dome were a greater challenge for a Ram than Kenan
Stadium.
Footballs easier because you have so
much room, explains Holshouser. Its really tough walking the stairs in
the Dean Dome with those extra-big feet. Im in danger of breaking my neck. And those
horns stick out and hit stuff.
But Holshouser got used to seeing the world
through his oversized Ram eyes. And he gradually developed a routine to entertain fans.
Ill steal a band members cymbals
and bang them around, he says. I conduct the band, pop towels and take
pictures of people. I clown for the kids thats a big part of it and
make snow angels at midcourt. Hey, its my house. I can do whatever I want.
There were no mascot free-for-alls in basketball,
though. In the interest of safety the mascots, an obvious target for crazies
dont make road trips. They do travel to neutral sites in the postseason, however.
Holshouser went to the ACC Tournament, but that
was disappointing. Thats where the Blue Devil got all the mascots in hot water with
his bend-the-rules antics.
The Devils a cool guy to talk to, but
he went out of control, says Holshouser. After that, we all had to just sit
and watch the game.
But that downer was followed by the NCAA
Tournament. To his surprise, Holshouser was asked to travel with the Heels to their
first-round games in Birmingham.
I was lucky, says Holshouser,
because it goes by seniority. But the senior guy saw the womens team was
playing in California and that looked like a more fun trip than Birmingham. Plus, no one
expected the men to do well.
But, of course, they did. A week after Alabama,
Holshouser was having a ball in Austin, Texas, at the South Regional. When the Tar Heels
survived there, as well, Holshouser was rewarded with a substantial piece of an Erwin
Center net.
Orlando Melendez hooked me up, he says
proudly.
After that, in what seemed like a dream,
Holshouser was headed to the Final Four in Indianapolis. Holshouser was beyond busy on
Final Four Friday and Saturday. A Ram was needed for pep rallies, battles of the bands and
ESPN productions, as well as the Tar Heels semifinal game with Florida.
First thing I did at the game was jump up on
a bench and look out at the crowd, he says. Forty thousand people and a lot of
them wearing blue. You dont see people wear the colors like that at the Dean Dome.
The enthusiasm was obvious. That was my best experience yet.
After the Heels loss, Holshouser returned to
Chapel Hill, but not to anonymity.
All my friends know Im a Ram, he
says. The cheerleaders and the band recognize me, since I travel with them. The
basketball managers know who I am and (assistant coach) Phil Ford and some of the players
know me out of costume.
Which leaves just one question.
Will Holshouser put on the suit and face the heat
again this fall?
Are you kidding? he says, with a grin.
I just got back from the Final Four and I went for free. How many people can say
that?